Ahahaha, geez guys, chill out! Why are some of you being so negative and all, all of a sudden? You guys are pretty damn funny, it's like your asses are so tight that someone slapped 'em a little too many times.

Any way, what's up? To all of you who aren't being negative nancy shit, that is. Wanna hang out, or something? Give me a ring.

And hey, uh, roomie? Man up! There's nothing to be afraid of!

((Because Takami is unusually mature and sexually controlled for his age, this week he will be a typical, flirty, teasing, swearing, and sexually driven teenager. And for those of you who may not catch it with all the busy-ness this week, here is Gin's post as a Buddhist monk.))

...May I discuss something with you both?

I would prefer to discuss it in person.

((Yako-mun~! I'm finally done with bio and I realize Takami and Yako need to have that talk. I'm assuming this post is after that talk, but we can play it out sometime.))

Does anyone happen to know a particular "Raenef?" Raenef-san, if you can hear this, could you please respond? The shocks are rather unpleasant and-

[Takami winces and grits his teeth as he is shocked by the ring, before speaking over the PHS again.]

I would like to find you as soon as possible.

[The first part is mumbled, and to himself.]

To think, when I was back home, I had no memory of this place at all.

[The next bit is audible and clear.]

Unfortunately, I am nothing more than human, and am having difficulties. For one thing, I would appreciate it greatly if those of you from different worlds (actually, any of you at all) who deal with monsters please list such creatures, and any preferable method of eradicating such things. If there are some that a normal human can not defend himself or herself against, well, I will just call for help or attempt to escape (that would most likely be highly inefficient, seeing as I am unfathomably slow).

Also, I do believe that some safe space needs to be established for those of us who do not possess special abilities and are incapable of self-defense. I will be fine, I believe, against some things, such as human fiends as soon as I find some sort of gun or sharp edge, but as for the creatures, I am useless, which is why I am in need of some sort of explanation.

...I honestly don't know what to say, except I loathe my irresponsibility and inability to control my anger.

[Private to Faith]

I'm surprised at how unbelievably calm I sound. You know that talk that you offered...? I'm willing to take up your offer now. Please. I need it.

((Yako-mun! Can we assume Takami did go to take care of his beloved girl this week? I'm sorry I was so busy! But it would be soooo un-Takami-like to not take of Yako during this thing! Also, to his friends, he would probably look out for them all too. Dx Ugh, sorry, waaaaay too busy this week. Can we assume things, guys?))

...I don't come off as homosexual, do I?

Please be honest. I'm not, but-

D'oh! And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that...

*he winces* Ouch.

Canon: Busted up my leg permanently today. Apparently there's no way to fix it. FMLFMLFMLFML.

Canon: Today my coach told me that he couldn't put me on the team because I was too slow and they couldn't play with an old-fashioned quarterback anymore. I cried. FML.

Canon: My 40-yd dash time is longer than someone twice my width. And I'm already kind of bulky. FML.

Canon: Tried to be nice and told my friend that it was tough the play a game without him. My other friend told him the truth and said that his presence didn't matter at all. FML.

Canon: My best friend said he was useless. I had been waiting for a player like that for all of highschool. I punched him in the face. FML.

Canon: My friend broke his GPS, so we had to go searching for him in the scariest woods in the country. He ended up killing a boar. I didn't want to eat it. FML.

Canon: I had a bluff fight with my opponent. I lost. FML.

Canon: I lost a major game today and couldn't even make it to the Christmas Bowl with my team. I went to the bathroom and cried like a baby. FML.

Canon: Ootawara and I went to a shrine to pray for university entrance exams. He didn't need to because Oujou is a joint highschool and university. I was transferring to medical school. FHL?

Canon: Got hit by a football today. The football belonged to someone I admire, in a way. FML.

Canon: Was chosen as one of the losers on a team of losers Agon believed to have created. Apparently, because I led everybody, I guess you could call me the head loser. FML.

Canon: ...The loser team won. FYL, Agon.

((Not listing the TV ones because that would get waaaaaaaay too long.))</i>

Goodness, it's below zero.

[Takami pushes up his glasses as he speaks into the PHS.]

Thankfully, the athletic wear that I used when I was training on Mount Fuji did come in handy. However, I believe that, undoubtedly, the rest of my wardrobe has been submerged. I hope there are some waterproof blankets somewhere around here, and that there are nobody fall sick due to the drastically low humidity. I'll do my best to find some sort of easy access to the food supply, people are definitely going to be falling ill because of bad weather...

Sanji-san, Yako-san, Zell-san... I'm going to see what I can make of this situation. I hope you all are alright?

[He brushes some snow out of his hair, and dusts some more off his nose and shoulders.]

If anyone is trapped in their rooms, I'd be willing to help get some of the snow out of the way. Feel free to contact me if you need anything, anybody. I wouldn't want anything unfortunate happening.

((Remember that this is voice, so you can't actually see the motions that he does when he's speaking into the PHS.))

This is awful.

I have never, ever failed a class before in my entire life.

B-but I just can't seem to grasp the concepts in history... I can memorize my notes, but they make absolutely no sense to me. Tell me, does our teacher use peculiar psychological methods that I am not familiar with in my world...?! It's... This is frustrating.

Frustrating indeed.

...This turn of events is quite horrific.

I am thankful that my love of knowledge has aided me in avoiding this peculiar and disturbing predicament.

((OOC note: For those of you who Takami promised to tutor, tomorrow we will have tutoring sessions after my Euro exam Y/N?))

I know I really wanted to go back to school, but...

I believe that this is quite extreme. However, I'm not mad in the least, although I would have been much happier if the House provided an AP Human Anatomy and Physiology class. That would have been much more enjoyable, but I am curious to learn how school is run in other worlds. I'm in class A. I'm also eager to learn math from, uh, Sho-sensei, I believe? Your problems are curious, and much more interesting than anything I ever had assigned to me in school. They're fun to solve.

As for the rest of you, I believe that Sanji-san, Zell-san, you two are in my group...? This will be incredibly... Err, intriguing. I look forward to having class with you, although I'm disappointed that Yako-chan is in the other set.

Ah, well, good luck to everyone! I'll help anyone who needs it, if necessary.

I suppose I could tutor someone? But I'm not sure in what, exactly.

...Is it peculiar that I actually find myself looking forward to this week?

This has been one awful week, but I can safely say that my other half is quieter now, at least, for the moment.

I drugged myself for the past few days and kept out of everyone's way so I would not hurt any of you. Apologies, if you wished to speak to me, I wasn't in my best state of mind and still am not.

I apologize to all of you for my behavior earlier on this week. I don't hate you all. If I did,no matter how hopeless things would be I would try ever way I could possibly think of to escape, or, just avoid you all completely.

As for my roommates, I apologize, Sanji-san, for acting so cruel towards you earlier. The darker side of me is not me completely, thankfully, just a manifestation of all of the anger and hatred that I've kept locked up over the years. Unhealthy, I know. It's just... Difficult for me to let it all out.

Gokudera-san, I am sorry for constantly picking on you. I have a bad habit of singling out easily irritable souls and unleashing my fury on them, because really, short-tempered people like you are bound to be picked on and teased all the time.

...I did not mean to sound so harsh.

In some ways, this week was a blessing in disguise. As much as I hate the vengeful, fiercely competitive part of my personality, it is indeed a part of me. When people say things that anger me, I hold back my tongue for fear of causing some sort of scuffle.

The truth is, I am an understanding person most of the time, and I usually wish for the best towards everyone I meet. I will not, however, go into detail about what I wish on everyone I hate...

As for those of you I dislike, I avoid all of you. Nobody who I speak to on a regular basis, or with extreme politeness, is someone I hate.

I do not anger easily, however, which is why I am so vicious when actually upset. Again, I'm sorry to all of you. I'm going to keep out of the way until the week is over, in case my other half decides to rear its nasty head again.

Ah, Housemates?

I've managed to quiet the child down, thankfully. As strange as this turn of events is, and despite the shock I received this morning, I'm happy to know that I am not this child's real father. ^^()

Er, Yako-chan? Would you be able to assist me in caring for the child? I realize that this will be a strenuous week, and I would also like to state that I have never cared for an infant before, however, I have learned how.

I'd also like to check if there is some sort of infant formula in the kitchen...? I have a feeling this child can not digest solid food. [There are sounds of the child crying.] On second thought, I'll start on that now.

Also, if any of you out there have any special knowledge regarding childcare, please let me know. I'm not sure if I'd be good at this sort of thing.

Hey!

This is a really mean trick. *he folds his arms and pouts* You guys are really late for April Fools', you know!

*he folds his arms, really, REALLY confused about where he is*

If this is some dumb attempt to make me cry, it's not gonna happen! I'm 10 years old, you know, and you bullies may be 12 and everything, but I'm no baby.

*he just sits down*

...I'm not a baby, but, uh, does anyone know where my mom and dad are? Or like... Any moms and dads are? Or anybody with a car, who doesn't drive really weird? I'd like to go home, a lot.

*stomach growls, but he refuses to admit that he's hungry*

((I thought it would be fitting if Takami was one of the older children. xD The eldest, I think. I know 10-year-olds aren't as babyish as the others, because they're 10 (double digits!) and growing up. It's hard for me to play a mature ten year old, really. Please give me feedback.))

[Takami wakes up as he hits the floor, and rubs his head. By hitting the floor, he has accidentally turned on his PHS.]

D'oh!

[He looks up to find that the mattress for his bed is missing, and that only he frames that held it up remained. Growling, he crawls to the dresser and reaches for his glasses.]

Nng, I knew things would be back to being strange...

[He opened his drawer, and his jaw drops. He is completely dumbfounded by the sight before him. Where his shirts should be, he finds nothing but a series of odd outfits: A skimpy leotard, a nurse outfit, a bubble dress- It all looked like something out of a perverted anime geek's closet. Shocked, he opens his underwear drawer.]

...!! D'oh! Are those...

[Instead of finding his boxers, he finds a series of differently styled thongs, garters, fishnets, and other slutty things. He is thankful that he, at the very least, still has his boxers and the sleeveless shirt he was wearing at night. He shuts the drawer immediately, bewildered, and totally freaked out. He then opens the bathroom door, so that he can brush his death, and is hit in the face by a wave of condoms that flow out of the door.]

Mm...Mmph!

[On top of that, his nose starts bleeding.]
((I just went crazy, okay. xD))

While I'm incredibly grateful that all of you who supposedly passed away last week are alive, I'm alarmed by the fact that the House holds so much power. Does it frighten anyone else? Of course, it has done many significantly strange things before, but something like this is... Terrifying. For me, at least. *he shrugs* I'm not sure, but in my world, only someone with supernatural ability (a God, or something of that nature) would possess that kind of power. Mm, but then again, while I'm not letting my guard down, there's no point in living life if you're always afraid of tomorrow.

D'oh! I'm rambling again. Forgive me.

Hey, Yako-chan, Sanji-san, Zell-san, because we didn't get a chance to celebrate all of your birthdays, do you all want to attempt to celebrate it together? I'm not good with organizing this sort of thing, but if you wanted to get a certain group together and er, have a party, I would be fine with that. ^^() I really do think that we all need some sort of relief from all of the terrible things that happened recently

[Takami lies on his bed, his eyes shut tight and arms and legs almost limp. He is as peaceful as a bear in the wintertime, sleeping in his last clean pair of gym shorts and a sleeveless undershirt. The rest of his clothes, excluding a pair of jeans, collared shirt, and a sweater vest that lay in the closet, are all in the wash. He had taken a shower that morning, and then collapsed into his bed. He is completely unaware of the fact that all of those who had died were alive and well this morning.]

((This takes place shortly a little while after he has waken up

...

I'd hate to say this, and I don't even know how, but I have a feeling it would be best if we attempted to bury the bodies so that infections and any diseases that may be caused by the bacteria that... Ugh, killed, our friends will not spread and harm others.

I'm sorry, I sound incredibly insensitive. I'm not in the best of spirits right now, and I'm still recovering from my collapse.

Thank you to Ziva-san and the other two men- If it weren't for all of you, I wouldn't be here right now. I don't think it's possible for me to put my gratitude in words.

I need to go to the bathroom to wash up, but...

I can't help but feel as if it's my fault that Zell-san died. I feel so incompetent.

Where's Sanji-san...?! I went out trying to find him, and, nn, that's when I collapsed from fatigue. I haven't been getting enough sleep, I shouldn't have gone out. I'm not even sure why I was so desperate to- Ah, wait a minute. I know why.

Forgive me for sounding so unintelligible.

((Really, his expression is kind of more along the lines of this, but he's holding back the tears: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/cfudharu/takami/icono_037.png))

[The groans of zombies are really, really loud, but staggered breathing and coughing can be heard.]

Agh, help-

[A loud thud is then heard shortly afterward, and the device shuts off.]

((...Somebody please save him. He's just collapsed.))